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Dear 2012...

Today I would like to thank you for all the trials, tribulations, laughter, tears, mistakes, successes, new friends, old ones, the dearly departed, the newly/recently born, the trips and the times of rest and the blessings of the past and the future. Thank you for leaving me a changed person, with a better appreciation for life, love and having faith. Welcome 2013, here's to hoping that you bring the fulfillment of a dream or two of mine. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Words you just don't want to hear...

From your 5yr old niece 1. Santa Claus did not come to my house. 2. Haley doesn't live with us anymore 3. A lady lives with us and she has a kid. She is two. She said I can call her mom. 4. Daddy said the Princess Playhouse came from Santa but it really came from Grandma and Papa Hope to make it there in February, she wants to come here for my birthday. I always wonder if I could raise tons of money and well never mind. Pointless to say it...just heartbroken it took less than 3 months or him to move another woman into the house where his wife and "soulmate" passed away and let her tell her her she can call her mommy.

Everyone has their limits

Recently I decided to give online dating ONE last and final chance. So I signed up for eHarmony a month ago. As you filter through who they think matches for you, I think you need to have a few standard items that there is no wiggle room with. Here are my top 10: 1. If I can't pronounce your name, I can't date you 2. Is your name Mike? Unless you blow me off my feet I just can't date another one and we already have a few in the family. :-) 3. Never ever drink...I'd be too much temptation for you. 4. If you say politics are your life, especially if you are in politics because I'd be the skeleton in you closet. 5. If you think reality TV is amazing and you can't get enough of it. 6. If you say you don't have kids and don't want them. 7. If you think God is just a fictional character. 8. If you don't ever contact me 9. If you are skinner than me. :-) 10. IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY MY BEST FRIEND'S BROTHER IN LAW. HAHAHAHAHmm these could explain wh

Who does that?????

just heard someone at works turned down DONNY AND MARIE OSMOND ticket for the show tonight. WHO DOES THAT! Oh the horror. I could literally go home and drown my sorrows in wine and chocolate. The end.