You said what?? Day one

S - isn't it strange we are the people who got the Asian waitress.
L- I had to bang my t's.
E- S you have to open your eyes when you talk to me.
Terri - I should eat more
S-she likes doing my work.
S- they call me wooden spoon
E- I don't know how to do it, I turned her on
E- my nipples, I mean my nephews
E-that's unusually long
S- oh I have one more leg
S- just because there is snow on the rooftop doesn't mean there isn't fire in the furnace.
S-did we come too late
Southpole bartender - we have no vodka (with a great I could kill you stare)

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