Come on you need a laugh...click on me







My friends say that to me all the time...LOL
Funny Friendship Ecard: I love it when you tell a story 368 times. Funny Friendship Ecard: Our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.
Funny Flirting Ecard: I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations. Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry you weren't ready for me to start farting in front of you.

Sorry I accidentally cc:ed you on an email insulting you. Funny Confession Ecard: what what, in your butt??

Funny Confession Ecard: This is not another announcement nor false declaration: this is the last time i act like an idiot, i promise!Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm bored, want to get drunk and judge people together?

I'm ashamed of what I've done for a Klondike barFunny Confession Ecard: I can't 'plank' because my boobs are too big.

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