Read and be unlightened



The other day I overheard this lady talking and as I listened I couldn't help but think man she is Ambitchous.  She was acting like she wasn't an Errorist, like she was perfect but I just wanted to say please chill mrs Youniverse.

On side note I have I meet many Askholes in my life! Many who are also cellfish, and masters of nonversation. 

Here is a little about me. Did you know I am great at masterdating, would be a dopplebanger and have engaged in beerboarding. I can't stand putting clothes away so I have a chairdrobe.  When I like someone I usually feel textpectation. As I get older I sadly experience destinesia almost daily.  I also get annoyed when I see a chiptease! 

My child in the other hand is a pro afterclapper who suffers from carcolepsy.   She can us an eglaf and can nerdjack better than anyone I know. Oh and yesterday she had a juggersnot! 

Ok good night all. I'm so tired I am getting unkeyboardinated and it is time to Internest before my bedgasm.  

I bet this post has been unlightening!

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